I want to retreat into an impenetrable Tumblr Cave…
…but I must emerge in the light of morning and act on a few promises I made to some family members and friends.
Yet, do not let your hearts be troubled, GoTlings (Throners???). Whatevs. I shall write answers to all your damnably delicious questions over the weekend, and then we’ll resume our regular Troll-Bridge Toll activities come Monday afternoon (Texas time), I promise. Maybe not. I dunno. I’m a changeable Monster, aren’t I?
Ooooh! ooh! OooOooH! I almost forgot! Tomorrow will be the debut issue of my new GoT-themed Rage Comic, “Unsullied Assemble!”
Here’s hoping y’all like it :D
(The GRRM Troll’s biatch…)
Is it necrophilia when all of the participants are dead?
Umm… so… infer from that what you will.
I’ll just come right out and say it for the record:
“I like Ros.”
I don’t like every scene with her in it, but I do like the new character. In fact, I happen to like Ros a LOT more than Show!Shae. I can’t stand what little we’ve seen of Show!Shae. I actually was kind of hoping Ros would follow Tyrion and take on the role of Shae, becoming the new Hand of the King’s lover/whore/what-have-you. It would certainly have legitimized the attention given to her character in the early half of the season, and well, frankly, I just like her personality a lot more Show!Shae’s or even Book!Shae’s (not even taking into consideration all the junk that happens in A Storm of Swords, of course).
So, again, I like Ros. I thought the show’s use of her and other women for sexposition (or exboobsition, if you prefer) was clunky and tiresome at times. Still, I hope this isn’t the last we’ve seen of her. I hope the showrunners find new and more interesting ways to use Ros to advance the plot and further develop the main characters.
But haters gonna hate.
Sorry, kid, but I’m not touching that one with a ten foot pole.
Mel is sticking around for a while, anon. You wanna know why?
CUZ R’HLLOR’S JUST HOW I ROLL!
Either that or “the protuberances on the breasts or udders in female mammals, except the monotremes, through which the milk ducts discharge.” But that might sound a bit clunky, don’t you think?
Joss and I have a great working relationship. We call each other up whenever one of us needs a second opinion on which woobie character to murder next.
YOU caused this destruction, anon. Not me.
I named my boat The Red Wedding.
Only one will make it.
HINT: I respect a man that has the balls to defenestrate children.
Now, the question is … WHO do you want to kill him?
Lannisters, Boltons, or Freys?
Does “undead" still count?
(this philosophical question was brought to you in part by the White Walkers!)