Ask Troll R. R. Martin
“A fresh, original, and engrossing tale by a bright new voice" is Renowned Author Speech for "READ THIS FUCKING BOOK RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, DAMMIT!”
…or something like that.
OOC: Seriously, just go read it.

A fresh, original, and engrossing tale by a bright new voice" is Renowned Author Speech for "READ THIS FUCKING BOOK RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, DAMMIT!

…or something like that.

OOC: Seriously, just go read it.

 I hear they make a “mystery meat stew" in Flea Bottom that is TO DIE FOR.

 I hear they make a “mystery meat stew" in Flea Bottom that is TO DIE FOR.

I aim to displease.

I aim to displease.

These Starks just don’t get my sense of humor. Or my not so subtle plot hints. Maybe that’s why I keep killing them off?

These Starks just don’t get my sense of humor. Or my not so subtle plot hints. Maybe that’s why I keep killing them off?

OOC: Am I just a dick on this blog?

'Cause it's starting to feel that way…

Why is Tyrion your favorite character?
Anonymous
If you don’t get the Supernatural reference, that’s YOUR loss.

If you don’t get the Supernatural reference, that’s YOUR loss.

Sometimes that -er ending can be confusing.

Sometimes that -er ending can be confusing.

Next question.

Next question.

My inbox was empty, so this happened.
Anyone spoiled?

My inbox was empty, so this happened.

Anyone spoiled?

A little finger helped to nudge my follower count over 150.

It’s hard to believe so many people could worship so cruel a god as me. But do not think for a second that such acts of veneration could sate my lust for blood. Remember: winter is coming, not mercy.

OOC: THANKS GUYS! Y’ALL ARE AMAZING!

OH, AAAAND MY OTHER SITE COULD USE SOME LOVIN’ TOO!

It’s a bittersweet ending.

It’s a bittersweet ending.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I think that’s PETA I hear ramming down my front door.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I think that’s PETA I hear ramming down my front door.

Sorry, kid, but I’m not touching that one with a ten foot pole.

Sorry, kid, but I’m not touching that one with a ten foot pole.

Mel is sticking around for a while, anon. You wanna know why?
CUZ R’HLLOR’S JUST HOW I ROLL!

Mel is sticking around for a while, anon. You wanna know why?

CUZ R’HLLOR’S JUST HOW I ROLL!