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Hi.

To really answer why I killed off Rob: Because it’s like Boromir’s death on crack, Robert E Lee has to lose, and it was the massacre of Gideon, TX, all rolled up into one. Seriously, folks. Good stuff :)

OOC: I remember throwing the fucking book across the fucking room after this chapter ended; that was over ten years ago now. It does not get more pleasant with each new viewing, and yet I must admit that this is possibly the best episode of #DarkTV I have yet witnessed. 

A Stark, a Lannister, a Baratheon, and a Targaryen walk into a bar…

badwolfy:

(I try to give fans what they want.)

(Further proof of Mr. Benioff’s & Mr. Weiss’s real endgame…)
There’s no need to worry. You can all rest easy. As I’ve said before, if I should die an untimely death, then all my notes and manuscripts will be burned on the spot.Besides, I’m sure Mr. Benioff & Mr. Weiss will conclude Game of Thrones with the only logical ending in my absence…(Ros will be crowned Queen of the 7 Kingdoms, after revealing herself to be the last Targaryen heir and single-handedly defeating the Others and all their undead hordes without even needing a freakin dragon, just her magical sassy whoreness.)

There’s no need to worry. You can all rest easy. As I’ve said before, if I should die an untimely death, then all my notes and manuscripts will be burned on the spot.

Besides, I’m sure Mr. Benioff & Mr. Weiss will conclude Game of Thrones with the only logical ending in my absence…

(Ros will be crowned Queen of the 7 Kingdoms, after revealing herself to be the last Targaryen heir and single-handedly defeating the Others and all their undead hordes without even needing a freakin dragon, just her magical sassy whoreness.)

Seriously guys, I thought we’d already established this…

300 Followers!

NUMFAR, DO THE DANCE OF JOY!

THANK YOU. THAT IS ALL. 

Tolkien would be ashamed of you…

Tolkien would be ashamed of you…

willwrite4cigs:

(The sigil of House Mouse is a bland gray silhouette against a bland blue-gray flower motif.)

willwrite4cigs:

(The sigil of House Mouse is a bland gray silhouette against a bland blue-gray flower motif.)

willwrite4cigs:

The Spider’s motto.

"Storms come and go, the big fish eat the little fish, and I keep on paddling." —-Varys

willwrite4cigs:

The Spider’s motto.

"Storms come and go, the big fish eat the little fish, and I keep on paddling." —-Varys

OOC: You are WELCOME, and THANK YOU ALL SO SO MUCH for reading this dinky little blog!

OOC: You are WELCOME, and THANK YOU ALL SO SO MUCH for reading this dinky little blog!

RIDICULOUSLY HUGE SPOILERS FOR A STORM OF SWORDS / FUTURE SEASONS OF GAME OF THRONES (AGAIN)

Because suspiciously specific questions deserve suspiciously specific answers…

Is it necrophilia when all of the participants are dead? 

Is it necrophilia when all of the participants are dead? 

Yes, you will see him “On A Very Special Episode” about the hardships of being disabled.

Yes, you will see him “On A Very Special Episode” about the hardships of being disabled.

willwrite4cigs:

i don’t always make memes, but when i do,i make them poorly.  

willwrite4cigs:

i don’t always make memes, 
but when i do,
i make them poorly.